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Joke of the Day
"Burger King is preparing to introduce a new turkey burger. Pigeons are beginning to disappear."
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"Just watched the documentary FOOD, INC. And I'm absolutely disgusted. From now on, I'm only having sex with organic chickens."
"Lassie runs up to Farmer Fred *Bark!* What is it Lassie? *Bark! Bark bark!* What's that girl? Timmy fell down a well! *Bark! Bark bark woof!* Right! I'll say you were here with me the whole time."
"How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if ""Thomas the Tank Engine"" was set in early-1940s Germany? #ThomasDieKleineLokomotive"
"Hey balloon animal guys, there are other dog breeds besides ""dachshund"" and other jobs besides ""balloon animal guy"""
"I went to a reverse psychologist He told me to kill myself"
"Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read? Too many colons."
"Did you hear about the curbs going on strike? They're lining the streets in protest"
"Parenting styles often relax as you have more kids. For example my 1st born ate only all-natural, organic food. My 2nd eats broken glass."
"Kim Kardashian makes me long for the days when girls like her were hired to show prizes on game shows and we never had to hear them speak."