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Joke of the Day

"I can't imagine the difficulties of growing up with 2 gay dads double the dad jokes."

"Did you know that if everyone in the U.S. donated just one pint of blood, we could pour it over the Statue of Liberty and be hella cool?"

"How you doin' Jerusalem! ""WINE"" Here's a new tric- ""MAKE WINE"" Please, I've been working very hard on my routi- *dodges stone jars of water*"

"[Scooby & the gang catch a regular guy] ""Let's see who this ghost really is!"" No! Wait, I'm not- [rip off face] *gasps* ""OLD MAN SKELETON?"""

"Goldilocks taught me that you can get away with breaking into a brown family's home and stealing their food, as long as you're a white girl."

"What are the voices in my head saying, I hear you all ask..."

"What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs? It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!"

"Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !"

"So a guy named Steve asked how well he did during making an Apple product. ""You did good Job!"" Sad the person he asked."

"Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? A: The bucket."