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Joke of the Day
"I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night."
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"Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people.we haven't met yet."
"The 2016 US Presidential Election That's it. That's the entire fucking joke. Edit: Woke up to hundreds of messages and FP status. Damn. Thanks, folks! And thanks for the gold!"
"I gave my Chinese mate some sweets yesterday... He said, oh these are Haribo! Well if you don't like them, don't eat them then."
"Thomas Jefferson on cable TV news: ""The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers."""
"I used to make a living crushing cans. It was soda pressing."
"When I was a kid, we had to do emojis with our face."
"What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China? The spelling."
"Pluto I got good news! You are still not a planet but you are a star now kid!"
"1) Print out all your favstar trophies and fold them so they are 2D 2) Put them on your mantle 3) Invite dad over 4) Become favorite son"