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Joke of the Day

"A dirty limerick I made up today ... I once met a girl named Susie. And, boy, was she a doozie! She loved me right, Made it last all night! And in the morning she blew me!"

"According to the police, public masturbation is not considered a ""street performance"". Even if you have a hat on the ground on front of you."

"I just ate two French eggs... I think one is un oeuf"

"Your mama is so: need some material.."

"My wife is extremely pissed off At least my girlfriend understands"

"So I visited www.optrex.co.uk... That was a site for sore eyes."

"What kind of cake is even worse than fruitcake? Bukkake."

"The ethernet is used to catch the etherbunny."

"Remember that time Hitler had a juice cleanse?"

"I try to teach my mom something new everyday. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes. Edit: Apparently a lot of you are all teaching my mother new things too. Weird."