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Joke of the Day
"I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing windows."
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"A small box of strawberries If there was some play on words that could turn a small box of strawberries into a punnet would be quite funny"
"Which US state has the smallest soft drinks? Minisoda"
"Overheard from a 14 year old: Why does Donald Trump watch the Olympics? To see how high Mexicans can pole vault"
"War Chat What did one militia say to the other militia? I'll siege you later! (Sorry, but I had to post something original, I created an account!)"
"If at first you don't succeed: try management."
"Just got my first pair of bifocals (nsfw) and boy do they make my cock look huge"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid."
"I recently saw a Broadway production about the origin of language It was just a play on words"
"Why should you never invite a boxer to a party? He always throws the punch."