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Joke of the Day
"Your mama is so: need some material.."
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"What do you say to a naked pig? ""I never sausage a body."""
"I'm optimistic that within my lifetime it will become acceptable to wear your underwear to the supermarket."
"lady: omg your puppy is so cute whats his name me: laser guardian"
"*ball flies past 15 love -aw thanks *ball flies past 30 love -too kind *ball flies past 40 love -you too babe Have you played tennis before?"
"What do you throw a drowning aboriginal? His wife and kids"
"What do you get when you cut a hooker in half with a chainsaw? an erection"
"My wife said she wants to rescue a cat so I threw it in the pool."
"If Hillary wins the election, emails be like... [removed]"
"One time in 1997 I forgot to close my air quotes so everything I've said since then has been sarcastic"