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Joke of the Day

"Your mama is so: need some material.."

"The only difference between politics and religion is whether the hope is for this life, or the next."

"What do you call a happy husband? Broke."

"Way into ""Game of Thrones"". Are there any shows that are games of other kinds of chairs?"

"Yur mom is so fat When she blow her nose chicken nuggets come out."

"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" NSFW The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"Shut up laundry.Nobody wants to do you."

"Is sure that at a certain point, you are going to need to come to terms with your retardation."

"I went to an owl party last night. Contrary to my expectations it wasn't very much fun at all."

"How do you convey body language? With your figure of speech"