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Joke of the Day

"Didn't realize how bad it had gotten... The officiating in the NBA is so bad that at the end of last night's Knicks/Heat game the Lakers were declared the winner by 20 points."

"Where is the gangster egg from? The Upper Sunny-Side"

"[Ghost describing stalker to sketch artist] ""He was a yellow circle with a demonic mouth."" *holds up drawing of Pac-Man* *sobs* THAT'S HIM!"

"See You Next Tuesday What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U & N in-between? A coconut!"

"TOP STORY: Do websites create articles with lists and arbitrary numbers to get you to click through? Here are 15 examples you wont believe"

"2 scientists walk into a bar... The first one says ""I'll have some H2O"", the second one says ""I'll have some H2O too"". The bartender looks at them and says ""Are you two idiots talking about water?"""

"Na Fa Fo Na Na Fo Fo -Sassy black girl giving me her digits."

"Menstruation jokes are never funny... Period."

"A dick has a sad life His hair is a mess His family is nuts His neighbour is an asshole And, his owner beats him."

"How do you call a USB stick in Russia? A put-in"