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Joke of the Day
"A good surprise is like an invisible penis... ... you never see it coming."
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"Two nuns are riding bicycles in Paris... One says, ""I've never come this way before."" The other replies, ""must be the cobblestones."""
"What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly a dick in your ass"
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"Kids are fun to be around. Then they start kicking, screaming, drooling, crying, fighting and then you're just grateful they're not yours."
"Chuck Norris Joke. Why does Mona Lisa smiling? The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live."
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"Why do Cows have Hooves instead of Feet? Because they Lac-Tose."
"What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool? I rack."