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Joke of the Day
"Menstruation jokes are never funny... Period."
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"""Now officer, hear me out: alcohol is a depressant and cocaine is a stimulant. Therefore, mixed in equal parts, I'm basically sober!"""
"If iron man and silver surfer teamed up... They'd be alloys."
"What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear!"
"My friend entred me in a double-entendre competition That's it."
"How do you steal a coat? You jacket"
"I named my dick money... 'Cause women love to blow it"
"It makes me sad that the closest I'll ever get to 'hulking out' is splitting my trousers when I bend over."
"""GET A TREE"" - what I just yelled at two squirrels doing it on my lawn"
"What do you call a picture of an electric piano? Photosynthesis!"