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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump has just announced a massive jobs program involving tax credits for shredded cheese factories. He says he wants to ""make America grate again."""

"So Clark Kent is walking around with a giant cape bunched up under his dress shirt? I feel weird when I wear an undershirt."

"Which video game do Mexicans play the most? Borderlands"

"Moms get super human strength when put in life or death situations. Last night I uncorked a bottle of wine with my teeth during a tantrum..."

"How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years"

"Mechanic Hey, have you ever heard of that hard working car mechanic that specializes in engines and the back of cars? They say he gets very exhausted."

"I never really liked the word syllable. It's seems pretty full of itself."

"do you like dragons? because you'll like it when im dragon my balls across your face"

"Want to hear a corny joke? It's so good, you'd say it was a-maize-ing"

"I really love bikes. I'm a pedalphile."