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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump has just announced a massive jobs program involving tax credits for shredded cheese factories. He says he wants to ""make America grate again."""

"I'm a Mexican with a black belt Call me Juan Punch"

"a red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned."

"A friend of mine asked if I could give her the definition of a double entendre... so I gave it to her."

"What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo, apparently."

"UGH. When I text girls that I have standards, I really need to stop abbreviating the word standards to STDs."

"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go into a store without robin."

"What do you call a midget physic that has escaped from prison?? A small medium at large"

"Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth."

"I found where my mom hid the scissors, so everyone in my house woke up with a new haircut this morning."