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Joke of the Day
"Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does."
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"I wonder how long it took Lincoln to decide that just saying ""87 years"" wasn't nearly hip enough."
"What comes after a 69?"
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"What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature? Tequila Mockingbird!"
"I'll read a Southern Gothic novel with 1,288-word sentences, I don't give a Faulkner."
"My girlfriends father wouldn't let us sleep together when I stayed over at her house Which is a shame because he's very attractive."
"Why dont Asians go to the theaters? Because they always see widescreen!"
"My 7 Year Old Cousin just told me this yo mamas so fat when she fell down no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up"
"How do librarians file melted marshmallows? According to the Gooey Decimal System."