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Joke of the Day

"Legos are a lot like boobs. They're meant for kids, but Dad always ends up playing with them"

"Lap band surgery Waist knot, want not."

"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children"" and thought to myself, ""Sounds like a fair trade."""

"SERIOUS WARNING! Do not go outside! On the 31st December around 11:59pm. Do not go outside your house otherwise chances are, you will not come back until next year!!! Please tell everyone u care for."

"Finding other gay guys is a lot like trying to find a job Your only option is looking online and it's almost impossible to get anything good."

"When somebody sends me a ""k"" text, I assume they forgot the rest of ""fuc_ you"", so I make sure to correct them."

"All I'm saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?"

"My friend got in an accident that caused the whole left side of his body to be amputated off He's alright now"

"""I'm going to be famous one day"" -Unknown"

"I visited a proctologist the other day... It was a real bummer."