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Joke of the Day

"Halfway into the 20km marathon, I saw my cheating g/f and told her that I was breaking up with her I guess it was the right thing to do in the long run."

"What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session? How can you take something out you've never put in?"

"Remember, kids: Never get in cars with strangers unless you've used an app to select a specific stranger to drive you around in their car"

"Sitting while wearing shorts is a fun way to make your thighs look like they escaped sausage casing."

"What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas? Cancer."

"Whatsapp and BBM have been ranked 2nd and 3rd as the best for gossip.Women continue to rule at No. 1."

"Two Snowmen are standing in a field. One snowman turns to the other snowman and says, ""Does it smell like carrots to you?"""

"The Socratic method of deductive reasoning walks into a bar and the bartender says ""So. What don't you want?"""

"What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !"

"#BREAKING Oscar Pistorius has today made a plea for clemency ahead of his sentencing in April Mr Pistorius claims he is not the first bloke to come home legless and put a few loads into his missus."