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Joke of the Day

"Whatsapp and BBM have been ranked 2nd and 3rd as the best for gossip.Women continue to rule at No. 1."

"School portraits would be way cooler if they were all mid-spaghetti-bite candids."

"Must have been a tough childhood for the Redskins quarterback... Growing up knowing your parents are Cousins."

"Maybe installing Freudian Autocorrect was not the breast idea."

"Who was the first carpenter? Eve. She made Adam's banana stand"

"irony - Using words to mean the opposite of their literal meaning. ironey - Made of iron."

"I showed my 3-year-old Star Wars. It blew his mind. Seriously, how do you reboot a kid? Or should I just get a new one?"

"I invited a few friends to an orgy I was hosting... Everyone came."

"I got throw out of university for plagiarism... Their words, not mine."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the Fresh Prince."