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Joke of the Day
"What is Juan's favorite book to read? Tequila Mockingbird"
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"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Impossible. Feminists can't change anything."
"If Amy Poehler was a cold front.... She'd be the Poehler Vortex"
"What has four legs and one arm? A pitbull terrier in a childrens' playground"
"Do zombies rule? Of corpse they do!"
"Why did the Mexican push his wife over the cliff? Tequila"
"Why did the reddit mod cross the road? [removed]"
"My wife used to be a nun... But I got her out of the habit."
"If I could pick any super power it would be... echo sound location so I could see with my eye's closed."
"Clean: How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, place a bunch of peas in that hole, and when a polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him right in the ice hole."