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Joke of the Day
"I want a girl to go down on me As much as the Pokemon Go servers do"
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"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic."
"I became rich by selling fertilizer. I have some very prosperous phosphorus."
"There's blood everywhere... I mean, most of it is inside our bodies, but still; the horror..."
"My kids are really competing for least favorite today."
"What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel? Sparky."
"Did you know the triathlon was invented by a gypsy He walked to the swimming pool and rode a bike home"
"Is Google a Boy or a Girl? A girl, because it tries to complete your sentences for you, and it *never ever* forgets what you said."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"
"I just finished a 5 year relationship. Luckily it wasn't mine."