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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball? Juan on Juan."

"Spelling errors in quotations make me sic."

"Just complained to my girlfriend that my iPhone battery wasn't lasting more than 2 hours & it dawned on me that I'm white & totally spoiled."

"No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas."

"I'm writing a book about how people can free themselves from taking pictures of themselves. It's a selfie-help book."

"Why did the railroad thief get caught? He forgot to cover his tracks! im^dead^inside"

"So there was this fish that was swimming along and saw a wall. And said, dam!"

"How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S? It's an ill-eagle activity"

"Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup"

"I hate it when my sock puppets fight. I don't have a free hand to break them up."