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Joke of the Day

"9 volt battery and assholes A woman's asshole is like a 9 volt battery. You know you shouldn't, but soon or later you're gonna put your tongue on it!"

"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and a dirty bus stop? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."

"Racist, Sexist, Nasty, and/or Terrible jokes that makes us questions your morals. I'll start! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: *None, feminists can't change anything*!"

"how many corrections officers does it take to throw an inmate down the stairs? none he fell"

"The worst thing about Obama's presidency is knowing Will Smith will play him in the eventual biopic and win an Oscar. Fuck that."

"Me: I wouldn't miss it for the world. Friend: It was yesterday."

"Say what you want about Canada but they successfully got rid of Justin Bieber."

"I saw Kony kissing Santa Claus"

"Toddlers always feel like the floor of a movie theater."

"C'mon, dude. Man up and ask her if she likes me."