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Joke of the Day

"Did you know 2 x 10 is the same as 2 x 11? **One is twenty, and the other is twenty too!** Edit: RIP Inbox. We hardly knew ye. First front page ever! Woo!"

"What's black, white and red all over? A newspaper."

"Cars & sex -Hey Marc, I bet your sexlife is like your Ferrari! ""I don't have a Ferrari."" -That's what i mean."

"The penis game. Not technically a joke, but it's always fun. Just replace one word of a movie title with the word, ""penis"". Indiana Jones and the Temple of Penises"

"I heard there's a machine that can make cocaine in less than 4 milliseconds! I believe it's called the Instagram."

"On my way to the mall yesterday I passed the Big & Tall Men's clothing store. Outside the store a troop of Girl Scouts were selling cookies. I guess it really is location, location, location..."

"What starts with E, ends with E and has only one letter? An envelope!"

"OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY BOSS: I don't know you. Do you work here? ME: *sips wine* No. HIM: So your wife does? ME: *sips his wine* Again no."

"So If the Pope shits in a toilet.... Does that make it holy shit? Aaaand thats my shitpost for the day."

"How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity."