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Joke of the Day

"Did you know 2 x 10 is the same as 2 x 11? **One is twenty, and the other is twenty too!** Edit: RIP Inbox. We hardly knew ye. First front page ever! Woo!"

"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, Is this a joke?"

"BEST YOUR MUM JOKE Knock Knock Whos there? Your mum Your mum who? Your mum is a greedy mogul ;) ahahaha im so funny m8"

"Two peanuts walk down the street... one was a salted"

"Martial arts movie, starring me Master: You wish to learn to fight? Me: Yes Master: The training is very difficult Me: Oh then no The End"

"What do you call a French whore? Lahore."

"IS YOUR WEDDING GOING TO BE OPEN CASKET?"

"Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit"

"There's a band called 1023MB... You might have heard of them... But memory fades."

"Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss."