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Joke of the Day

"""did you hear the one about the grizzly who-"" dude stop ""it's just a joke man"" i know it's stupid but- *points to my date* bear with me"

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"You wanna mess with me, pal? You wanna mess with the saddest man in town? I've got a whole crew of sad boys just waiting to burst into tears"
"Two fish in a tank.. The one fish looks at the other and says ''How do you drive this thing?''"
"REMEMBER: It's not ""drinking alone""...if your kids are in the car with you."
"Ebola causes headaches, feelings of nausea and is very difficult to get rid of. Is it a virus or a free U2 album?"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a piece of fruit? Oranges have thick skin"
"Someone recently discovered the mathematical formula underpinning every Beatles song ever! She got the Strawberry Fields Medal."
"What is in a virgin candy bar? Cherries and nuts"
"What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common? Neither can achieve an election"
"How do sceptics introduce themselves? ""I don't believe we've met..."""