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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant? Christmas music will still be playing next year."

"What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture? Carrion my wayward son"

"Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie."

"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo'bees"

"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [deleted]"

"If We Elect Donald Trump President."

"Why did the thumbs-up become the universal symbol for approval? ""hey let me show u my weirdest finger because i'm down with what ur saying"""

"Most of life is waiting for whatever you're at to be over."

"I'm thinking about buying a Volkswagen Beetle just so I can be the reason why people keep getting punched."

"WIFE (noticing lipstick on my collar): have you been kissing another woman? ME: uhh MY DOG (with bright pink lips): go on, tell her"