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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on? The punchlines were too long."
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"A dung beetle walks into a bar.... The bartender asks,""What's with the round faeces?"""
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"What did one hat say to the other? ""You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."""
"My girlfriend is so crazy she even traced down the girl who once kissed me in kindergarten."
"TIFU when my parents weren't home. turns out it is really hard getting your dick out of a dvd once you get erect"
"Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises."
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"Two cows are grazing in a field. One cow says ""Hey, did you hear about the Mad Cow Disease? It's spreading pretty fast."" The other cow says ""Yeah. Good thing I'm a helicopter."""