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Joke of the Day

"In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name"

"Do you know how I got out of Persia? Iran."

"75% of my day consists of looking at the clock and not believing it"

"[Pastabot 2000 attempts to hand me another bowl of pasta] Jesus christ not now Pastabot"

"Enough with the bass jokes. Just drop it. wubwubwub"

"How is Budweiser like Making Love in a Canoe? It's Fucking Close to Water."

"There is a new Jason vs Michael Myers movie coming out... ..I guess it will be a silent film?"

"An impotent man... ... named his dick Magikarp. Because it's useless and can only splash."

"Does any one need work. Working with tulips? Putting your tulips on these nuts."

"double midget jokes god save me When to know to kick a midget's balls? Ans - When he's next to your girlfriend and he says ""Her hair smells nice."" What do you call a midget vampire? Ans - Cocksucker."