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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between ""ooo"" and ""aaa""? About three centimeters."
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"They should have an Academy Award for ""Most Acting."""
"Patchouli Why do hippies wear patchouli? So blind people can hate hippies too"
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"*brings knife to gunfight* *knife used to cut pizza* *pizza served & differences resolved* *last slice up for grabs & gunfight ensues*"
"Boob. B (top view) oo (front view) b (side view)"
"My pot accidentally got mixed in with my pasta noodles. Ended up with baked ziti."
"Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad? From the looks of it, your dad won"
"Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water"