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Joke of the Day
"Patchouli Why do hippies wear patchouli? So blind people can hate hippies too"
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"I dated a lesbian who thought she might be bi, but I was afraid to make the first move. Felt like a pussy the first time she kissed me."
"What's a Frenchmen's favorite vacation? A retreat."
"OMG Hiccups are so annoying! You know what you should do if you have them? GO AWAY"
"Need an ark? I Noah guy"
"Contrary to popular belief, everyone wasn't Kung Fu fighting, I was taking a nap."
"What is Batman's least favorite ice cream? Vanilla Bane!"
"Im offended by physicists being all about black matter I think All Matter"
"My English professor had a colonoscopy... Turns out he had colon cancer so he had to have surgery to remove the tumor. Now he has a semi-colon."
"How many countries border Germany? Nein!"