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Joke of the Day
"Life is a garden... Sometimes you have to put a hand on a hoe."
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"[guy wearing a ski mask holds a gun to my head] ""please go skiing with me I am so alone"""
"Italian Knock knock Knock a knock - who's there - Ayatollah - Ayatollah who? - Ayatollah you already."
"if you run over a bicyclist with an acoustic guitar on his back the cops will pull you over and give you a briefcase with money in it"
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"I've been playing this online game where you mostly end up immobilised and eaten alive by insects. It's alright, but just feels like another form of e-scaphism."
"How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it? With the chicken still around it"
"Success is like a clitoris. I can't seem to find it."
"Why did the tricycle stop working? Because it was two tired..."
"Have to make a funny comic for French class. Any topic suggestions?"