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Joke of the Day

"I complimented my chemistry professor, who's from Germany, ""Sir, you're so effervescent."" He replied, ""Did you effer see me when I effer vasn't?"""

"What do you call a group of girls all named Paige? A chapter."

"I can't find my Camel, it's gone! It's camelflage was too good"

"My 9yo son just gave me a hug and told me thank you for not naming him Dick."

"What did the samurai do...? Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku."

"How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !"

"How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray."

"right before i die, i want to stuff myself with 100 chicken nuggets and blaze tf up"

"What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract? *No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*"