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Joke of the Day

"I complimented my chemistry professor, who's from Germany, ""Sir, you're so effervescent."" He replied, ""Did you effer see me when I effer vasn't?"""

"I am forming a new punk band! We are called ""young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men"". Search for us on google!"

"A pessimist, optimist and feminist Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Feminist: The glass is raped"

"why are black people so good at basketball because they can shoot steal and run!"

"Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None that's a hardware problem."

"The Silent Wife Father : hey Son! why is your mother sitting so silent today? Son: nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard "" GLUE STICK "" Father : God bless u son !!"

"What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack? Chopped dates."

"Is the age of consent for dogs 18 or 2.572?? (Need to know ASAP)"

"I just paid $25 for a hot 20 year old chick to rub her boobs all over me I love having my hair cut."

"Why did a Stripper run for mayor? Because she did great on the pole"