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Joke of the Day

"If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattering Then halloween and thanksgiving would fall on the same day"

"How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? ""With jam in!"" What did he say to his friend who asked for one? ""I hope you like jam in too!"""

"I'm very keen I could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat."

"Today I've smoked 2 packs of cigs, eaten only deep-fried foods & took the seatbelts out of my truck. Free healthcare is going to be awesome."

"In my most recent study, Ive found that saying ""I'll have a chicken pot pie, extra pot"" to KFC employees gets a laugh 4 out of 10 times."

"Once a guy at the grocery store yelled at me to stop talking on a banana like a phone so I hung up and shot him with it."

"I went to one of those colleges where you can make up your own degree... I ended up with a major in paedophilia and a minor in the back of my van."

"People say that Twitter is pointless but it's teaching my children to be self sufficient."

"Q: Why did Thoreau build a house? A: Because he wanted to be walled-in."

"What do call having to settle for buying corn? Compra maize."