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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon? Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt..."

"The distance this fish swam... Is a SCALER not a vector."

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil."

"John Cena wakes up from coma Cena: Where am I? Nurse: I C U Cena: No you don't"

"If I am ever on life support, unplug me ... ... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"One word difference One word can change your day, your feelings, and life. Example: ""This is your captain speaking"" ""This isn't your captain speaking"""

"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use more lube!"

"I have a habit of 5 starring bad movies on amazon because if I wasted 90+ minutes on that crap, I want you to suffer too."

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they aren't mistaken for feminists."

"What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !"