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Joke of the Day
"John Cena wakes up from coma Cena: Where am I? Nurse: I C U Cena: No you don't"
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"What do you call a zombie musician? A decomposer."
"gang leader: ""this isnt what i meant when i said go rob the store"" me: [putting 19 cartons of milk in fridge] ""you should be more specific"""
"Kim Jong Un has become so fat We now refer to him as Kim Jong Deux."
"How does cheese get more mature? Fromage"
"Bush vows to stabilise US economy"
"What did the baker name her dog? Pido."
"H: I think we should see other people. Me: Do I have to? I don't even really want to see you."
"So I caught up with my mexican friend ..He told me that his wife give birth to their first son, just the other day. I said ""Jesus really?!"" He replied with ""Nah, his name's Jose."""
"I don't know about Michael J. Fox... His last few performances have been kind of shaky."