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Joke of the Day
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they aren't mistaken for feminists."
Next Joke
"Putting the dog down today. Gonna start by telling him he has a big nose."
"I bought a friend of mine an elephant for his room He said thanks. I said don't mention it."
"Why do sharks circle their prey? ""dad, why do the sharks swim in circles like that before they eat someone?"" ""it makes them taste better, son."" ""taste better? How? "" ""it scares the shit out of them."""
"FWD: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: THE DOGS HAVE LEARNED HOW TO EMAIL THIS IS YOUR DOG HELLO SUSAN"
"Special thanks to my dictionary for explaining the definition of ""many"" It means a lot."
"Black guy just told me ""Stay up playa"" but didnt say until what time and I usually go to bed around 11 so not sure what to do now."
"TIL that condoms have serial numbers. What? Have you never rolled them down that far?"
"Welcome to plastic surgery anonymous I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and I have to say i'm really disappointed."
"If I had a dollar for every gender there is... I'd have two dollars."