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Joke of the Day
"I was asked to find the word ""Impost"" in the dictionary. it was next to impossible.."
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"This guy told me he got a puppy for his wife... ...wish I could make a trade like that!"
"Nepal Joke So Nepal got hit by two 7 magnitutde quakes so is it now 7/11?"
"Deshsawn, Jamal, Tyrone, Darryl, and Darnell all went to see a movie... The 3 of them had fun."
"Russia: Why did the chicken cross the road? Ukraine: I don't know Russia why? Russia: To rescue oppressed Russian minority"
"I ran over some flowers when I was mowing today Whoopsy-daisy!"
"If a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all he'd have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit i'm gonna see why it aint working"
"What do outlaws eat with their milk? Crookies."
"A stunning pregnant blonde insisted on having a laparoscopic caeserian"
"I once met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds fake, dozen tit?"