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Joke of the Day
"I'm making a graph on my previous exs It has an Ex axis and a Why axis."
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"A lot of people don't realize that Shania Twain's father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer."
"What did the man say when the bass was too loud for his ears? ""That megahertz"" What did the woman get in response when she asked if his ears were okay? 100 watts"
"What do peasants do in their spare time? They serf"
"The American healthcare system ."
"what part of the alphabet is the wettest? H to O"
"What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan? The Lower Yeast Side."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None."
"One of the benefits of being a hermit You're always the best-dressed man in the room."
"prayers by believers to a ""Sweet Jesus"" imply additional deities: Sour Jesus, Salty Jesus, Umami Jesus and, most frighteningly, Bitter Jesus"