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Joke of the Day

"I tried to do a photo shoot in the rain yesterday. Turned out to be a mist take."

"Women are like magnets... I have no clue how they work."

"How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb? He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him."

"Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button."

"Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them..."

"Anyone know where I can buy some camo pants? Can't find them anywhere."

"A very large woman was walking her dog... and as she walked by I said ""nice pig,"" she looked at me with a puzzled face and said ""that's no pig, it's my dog."" I replied with ""I was talking to the dog."""

"After the Titanic sank, rich people got their revenge by spending the last hundred years melting all the icebergs."

"Way ahead of you, ""cashless society."""

"What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck."