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Joke of the Day
"Couches pull out... I don't"
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"What do a plate of homemade brownies and a golden shower have in common? Urine for a treat."
"What type pf culture is most peaceful and never gets angry? Nomads!"
"A group of actors performed an on stage reading of the Oxford dictionary. The audience wasn't too enthralled with a play on words."
"Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas."
"*whispers to businessman sleeping next to me on bus* Sleep tight precious angel"
"'I' before 'E' , except after 'C' Weird."
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you'll wish you had a fucking club and a spade."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy"
"One blonde says to another, ""I slept with a Brazilian last night"". The other blonde says, ""Wow, how many is that""?"