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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman? Pokeballs"

"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Because he's back in town looking for you."

"(Very blue/dirty) What's the difference between regular blood and period blood? You can't eat normal blood with a fork."

"Hi! This is my first time in a Fitness Center. How do I start? Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!"

"Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!"

"The Great Wall of China proves that Trump's wall will work... ... throughout many centuries no Mexican has ever breached it."

"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man? A dead baby can feed a family of four"

"Every letter likes Jews... but not-Z"

"Sure, I'll cook dinner. How milky do you like your Captain Crunch?"

"You want to see Americans become activists? Cancel a TV show they like."