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Joke of the Day

"The inventor of the Frisbee died yesterday. Per his final wishes, he'll be thrown onto the roof and forgotten about until next summer."

"My friend told me a joke about alarms I thought it was a snooze."

"If a spider gets bitten by a radioactive teenager does it become super sulky?"

"I found my dad sniffing my sister's underwear. It wouldn't have been that awkward had she not been wearing them at the time."

"My running tights are giving me a mean camel toe. I'm going to wear my ""Mind the Gap"" t-shirt to the gym"

"How did the Jewish alcoholic survive The Prohibition? He-brewed."

"Macs ranked best to worst - Fleetwood - book pros - n cheese - klemore"

"I said to the gym instructor: ""Can you teach me to do the splits?"" He said: ""How flexible are you?"" I said: ""I can't make Tuesdays""."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a six-shooter"

"Living in Greece.. Living in ""Greece "" now is like being a Sanitary Napkin. You're in the most beautiful place but in a bad period..!!"