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Joke of the Day
"Macs ranked best to worst - Fleetwood - book pros - n cheese - klemore"
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"[calls home] son: hello me: hi, put mom on the phone son: I can't me: why son: she's too heavy"
"*cleans house while wife's out* W: *walks in* wow babe, thanks so- M: APRIL FOOL'S *runs around making huge mess til it's worse than before*"
"What do you say when the Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN"
"What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth? Hint: It's not English Spanish."
"The best thing about going on a first date to the petting zoo is that if she doesn't put out there are still plenty of options."
"Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied her."
"OJ's son must have been the murderer.... ... because when he went to OJ that night to borrow his car keys, OJ said, ""..go aXe your mother"""
"Why were there coffe beans at the subway station? Because they were under-ground."
"i wonder how many of the men who stormed the beaches of normandy on d-day in world war 2 had their bellybuttons pierced"