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Joke of the Day

"Clyde: I'm looking 4 a partner. What's ur name? ""Bonnie"" C: That ur real name? ""Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker"" C: ...Bonnie it is"

"Math problem: Q: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? A: Diabetes. John has diabetes."

"What happens when a sweatshop gets busted? The entire outfit is compromised."

"I think we already know what's at the center of No Man's Sky's Galaxy Disappointment."

"What is the most racist dinosaur??? The Tricericops"

"I like when players of opposite teams hug after the game as if to say, ""We're all so very, very rich."""

"Am I relying on you to cover up all these blood stains after murdering my ex? BLEACH I MIGHT BE"

"I'm going to find a cure for blindness. YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE!"

"What do you find at the end of a double rainbow? A group of gay men"

"Just went to the dentist. He's a pretty average, normal guy so I assume he'd be one of the four out of five."