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Joke of the Day

"I think we already know what's at the center of No Man's Sky's Galaxy Disappointment."

"Dear kids, There is NO Santa Claus. Those presents are from your parents. ""With love, WikiLeaks"""

"Did you hear about the transformer who lost his ability to change into a seven-sided shape? He's a de-septagon."

"Did you hear about the tourist who visited France? He went to Paris and saw an Eiffel"

"Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany? They fear the wurst!"

"Two big, strong, grey animals are talking to each other... Animal 1: Hey, you realize we have horns on the top of our heads right? Animal 2: Rhino"

"Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble."

"A barman is complaining about all the weird customers he's been getting lately... Then a half naked man walks in with a huge number 19 tattooed on his body. ""There... that's a prime example"""

"If I ever go missing... I would like my photo but on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know where to look for me."

"Mexican Magician There was a Mexican Magician standing on the stage. He said, ""On the count of three, I will make myself disappear!"" ""Uno!"" ""Dos!"" POOF! He disappeared without a tres!"