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Joke of the Day
"I'm pretty sure our nanny's grandmother has died like seven times now......"
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"How do you know when a politician is lying? When you see their lips moving!"
"Polish joke What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."
"A girl couldn't decide which mascara to use Bitch couldn't makeup her mind."
"My boss just fired me because I spent the past 45 minutes taking a crap. I don't see why he can't just clean it off his desk, and move on."
"Printing... Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
"What's the best part about dating a black girl? Not having to wait for her downstairs with her father."
"Why do pirates prefer black women? They love booty."
"What is a guy with multi-tasking called? Husband."
"I'm the most bashful person in the world, until you get me on the dance floor. Then I become the most bashful newborn giraffe in the world."