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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about dating a black girl? Not having to wait for her downstairs with her father."

"Seenus trouble Dad: Son, I have seenus trouble. Me: Seenus? Dont you mean sinus trouble, pops? Dad: No, son. Seenus, I was out with my girlfriend and your mom seenus."

"Niece (4): Uncle, what do you get if you mix blue and purple? Me: Blurple. *She walks away satisfied and amazed at all the things I ""know"""

"What's the fastest branch of the military? The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes."

"Men say they love Asian women but every time I fry up a new boyfriend's cat or dog it's like all the appreciation goes out the window."

"Why are Japanese people all skinny? Because of their national diet."

"What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room? You get a solid-state frizzicist."

"Trump after Obama is like Umbridge after Dumbledore. R.I.P"

"Why do people always look so embarrassed walking down the street with a pizza box? Be proud man, you've got a pizza!"

"How much does it cost to clean up Germany? About 6 million."