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Joke of the Day

"I'm the most bashful person in the world, until you get me on the dance floor. Then I become the most bashful newborn giraffe in the world."

"What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can reason with the terrorist!"

"Who's a gamers favourite Asian Lo Ping"

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to sell oranges by the side of the highway."

"Never using online dating again. Last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison. He meant prison."

"How did Jared lose 40lbs? He dumped his girlfriend."

"- How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile? - Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed."

"What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go for the juggler"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But only if the light bulb really wants to change."

"What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!"