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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to be a politician... But then I realized that I couldn't fit my entire head up my ass."
Next Joke
"What did the keyboard say to the mouse? stop with the cheesey jokes!"
"I went to the doctor for a chest cold, she looked at me and asked if I'd ever taken steroids. I said, ""No. but I appreciate the compliment."""
"I just tripped and stumbled into a group of asian kids on the street and accidentally won a breakdancing competition."
"In honor of America's upcoming Independence Day, do you know why America spells ""behavior"", ""color"", and ""humor"" the way they do? Because **fuck u**, that's why!"
"I used to be an adventurer like you But then I took crippling adult responsibilities."
"A ninja turdle is when you poop really fast."
"I'm giving up my husband for Lent."
"Police on bikes arresting someone: ""You're under arrest. Get in the basket"""
"A government scandal is like a pair of boobs... The bigger they are, the harder they are to cover up."