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Joke of the Day
"My mom never liked Bill Cosby's jokes. She says they put her to sleep."
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"What did one condom say to the other at a gay bar? Let's get shitfaced!"
"Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you."
"My friend went to mime school... Haven't heard from him since. HAHAHALOLOLOO SO FUNNY SOMEONE PLZ KILL ME"
"Racial Humor NSFW As a white man, I may not get to say the N word, but at least I can say other phrases, like ""Thanks for the warning officer!"" Or ""Hey dad!"""
"You can tune a piano But you can't piano a tuna."
"How many first-time theater directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, what do you guys think?"
"There was a four-car reck in Mexico today... 93 people died"
"How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog."
"What the difference between a police car and a porcupine? With a police car, the pricks are on the inside"