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Joke of the Day

"You can tune a piano But you can't piano a tuna."

"Why do the birthers...? Why do the Birthers care about where Barack Obama was born (Hawaii, not Kenya) and not where Ted Cruz was born (Canada, not Texas)? Because Barack Obama is black."

"Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland? As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!"

"Liquid ASS Prank In Aunts Room"

"What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!"

"What does a North Korean ricochet sound like? PYONG! YANG!"

"What do you do when a cannibal eats a vegetable? Throw away the wheelchair"

"There are a billion people in China. Just think how many more there would be if the women had bigger tits."

"Name three things that come in a little yellow box Kodak film, Dots candy and Woody Allen."

"First time I saw the Trojan bare skin condoms I was like, what? Bear skin? That seems unpleasant."