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Joke of the Day

"What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common? They have both been fingered by their brother."

"What do you call an abortion in the world of Mortal Kombat? A Fetality."

"Daughter is acting so rude I'm not sure she's even mine. Think my wife may have cheated on me with YouTube's comments section."

"The worst part about killing baby hitler is when you come back and everyone says ""who?"" but you still killed a baby."

"Once upon a time there was a Chinese man and a Chinese woman Look how many there are now"

"What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles? A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes."

"Why is my girlfriend fat? Because I'm ugly."

"Peanut Butter So I was balls deep in peanut butter, and I thought to myself, ""Peanut Butter's a weird name for a dog, isn't it?"""

"What is the dumbest animal? An ignoraMOOSE"

"My girlfriend wanted 8 inches.... So I fucked her twice"