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Joke of the Day

"What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common? They have both been fingered by their brother."

"What is Tom Brady's favorite opera? Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)"

"I don't know what's more disturbing? My son reading a billboard that says ""LIVE NUDE GIRLS"" or him asking if there's dead ones."

"TLC launching new spin-off Josh Duggar retrospective series.... ""15 and Mounting""."

"Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident."

"Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations."

"I was going to tell this gay joke... ...but fuck it..."

"I can tell these $80 Nikes are going to help me get from the couch to the bathroom six times a day a lot faster."

"Did you hear about the woman who hotboxed her burqa? She got stoned"

"What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog...because it croaks every night"