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Joke of the Day
"call a man vandor of water die because of thirsty"
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"I saw a movie trailer about 30 trapped chillean miners... Apparently Jared from subway had a stash... (I'm so sorry about this, I just thought of it and needed to get it out)"
"What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range? Router Limits!"
"Why did the two tampons not talk to each other? They were both stuck up cunts."
"Highpotenuse I'm high on potenuse"
"You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!"
"What breed of dog loves to take a bath? A shampoodle"
"Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet? Because it was a sewer side mission!"
"Her: I really want nachos!! Me: *changes name to nachos*"