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Joke of the Day
"Its march already Life is marching forward"
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"How is a teacher like a hooker? They're both pretending that they're enjoying it."
"You know your vacation sucks when you're constantly writing updates about it on Facebook."
"Fellas, when waiting in line for the new TSA scanners, give yourself some personal ""fluffing"" beforehand. Don't get caught with shrinkage."
"If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission."
"What's it called when you hit somebody with sodium chloride? Assalt"
"A photon checks into a hotel... ...and the bellhop asks ""can i help with your luggage?"" The photon replies ""I don't have any. I'm traveling light."""
"What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, they just waved."
"What does a lonely pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."
"Hey, Johns, your parents thought about your name for about half a second."