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Joke of the Day
"What does a lonely pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."
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"Did you hear about the fight at the homeless camp yesterday? It was in tents."
"An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfit fanatic walk into a bar... Who talks more?"
"What's the fastest way to ruin free pie? Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning"
"Getting a snowstorm today. They said it would start around noon, it's now 12:02, so already the meteorologists were wrong."
"Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea. Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong."
"What's a clown's favorite restaurant? (mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment."
"I hope Death is a woman That way, it will never come for me"
"What's black, grey, and red all over? A gorilla with a child in the enclosure."
"Did you hear about the raisin that slept with another raisin's wife? No? You're obviously not up to date with currant affairs."